Big invite to any of the gang on the West Coast:

It’s the party you’ve been dying for.

The annual “Halloween Bash” at the Murphy’s
Date: Saturday Oct. 27th
Time: 7pm till ?
Location: Glendale, CA 91202

Costumes are encouraged unless your really scary without one!
Come hungry and thirsty!
We will be serving plenty of entrails and Goblin Snot (patent pending)

The kids are invited, especially if they’re tender!

Please RSVP (We need to know how many body bags to order)
Kevin or Claudia at (818) 243-2419 or (818) 400-2118

Halloween Rules:

=> When it appears that you have killed the monster, *never* check to see if it’s really dead.

=> Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.

=> Do not search the basement, especially if the power has just gone out.

=> If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not know, or if they speak to you using a voice which is other than their own, shoot them immediately. It will save you a lot of grief in the long run. NOTE: It will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared.

=> When you have the benefit of numbers, *never* pair off and go it alone.

=> As a general rule, don’t solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.

=> Never stand in, on, above, below, beside, or anywhere near a grave, tomb, crypt, mausoleum, or other house of the dead.

=> If appliances start operating by themselves, move out.

=> If you’re running from the monster, expect to trip or fall down at least twice, more if you are of the female persuasion. Also note that, despite the fact that you are running and the monster is merely shambling along, it’s still moving fast enough to catch up with you.

=> Do not take *anything* from the dead.